Trash Talking Insolent Opponents

As an older chess player now into my early 60's the whippersnappers are very smart and sassy. I wasn't always an older guy I was mostly a younger fellow throughout my life. Time will do it to you. Online the players can be more brazen and vulgar than in real life they just don't throw punches or shoot guns when on line as they do in person from across the table but wait a minute how many stories do you hear of physical attacks in real person to person at the table chess games? Virtually none. Anyhow the last game some half an hour ago was as expected dull and boring tit for tat where I ended up losing even had I won it it still would have been dull and I was getting all the credit for the ugly game by my trash talking opponent. Rope a dope doesn't always work my friends it got me nowhere but into a very boring tedious game as indicated by my trash talking opponent. Mining for gold is the same the long hours spent with no prospects until finally at long last a strike in the big one is discovered and a significant vein or artery mind you of gold is STRUCK!!! That's when all the yelling and screaming emerges! GOOD GAMES REALLY DO HAPPEN! Just wait for the strike but a man's beard can get pretty long waiting eventually it always comes however.