My Opponent Can Change His Underwear Now

I had a much higher rated player a 1338 or I don't care how high he was rated I was prepared to take on all comers. But let me finish I had him against the ropes toward the end leading having hooked two of his rooks with my knight a classy shift of my knights prowess moving in to score but let him off the hook. I'll spare you the details there is nothing more boring than describing a chess game and yes there are boring chess games but that could change. I am confronted with the slowness movement but don't forget I am an older player so old I should be nursed by the prettiest and sexiest nurse. How does an old goat like me hang with these young whipper snappers anyhow?